written by John Osebold
performed by John Osebold & Troy Lund
recorded and mixed by Troy Lund
lyrics
Everybody dies a lot
and no one even thinks that's weird
Everybody gets married
and no one even thinks that's weird
I'm gonna cut your crown off
I'm gonna put it on my head and dance
I'm gonna pluck your eyes out
I'm gonna put them on my head and dance
I'm gonna wed your mother
I'm gonna put her on my head and dance
I'm gonna drink some poison
I'm gonna put it in my head and
If you're coming from a battle
and you meet three witches
just walk away
If your dead dad comes to visit you
well no matter what he say
just walk away
If a man offers you a contract
for a chunk of your flesh
just walk away
If your mother
just walk away
Walk away
My old girlfriend dressed up as a boy to get a man
and her best friend did the same to help the plan
she's so smart, she's in Mensa and she won a Pulitzer
but I think the joke is gonna be on her
Fake beard fake beard, saw it from a mile away
secret's safe with me, no I won't say
let's go let's go back into the forest once again
There's a guy I know, an actor, but he didn't act so well
he's a donkey donkey cuz a spell
was cast on him so that he would learn his lesson and shut up
or a fairy king is not getting enough
Fake ears fake ears, saw them from a mile away
somehow he is drawing all the ladies
let's go let's go back into the forest once again
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