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Eggnog
03:21
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I approach you across the kitchen
You live in my fridge
You are so cool
You, your elbows, legs, and brains are so milk and creamy
I hold you up to the light of the moon but I can't see through you tonight
Or in general
I'm describing you as if you were a glass of eggnog
But you're not
You're my favorite glass of human
I'm describing you as if you were a glass of eggnog
But you're not
Or if you are I want your gluten
I sprinkle nutmeg upon you and me
I can't seem to stop
Now I'm out of nutmeg
We laugh for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours
Then I look in your eyes and there can be be no denying
That I'm thirsty and I want you in my esophagus
Where I feel we have a genuine connection
I'm describing you as if you were a glass of eggnog
But you're not
You're my favorite glass of human
I'm describing you as if you were a glass of eggnog
But you're not
Or if you are I want your gluten
Milk, sugar, raw eggs and spices
Add a little cream to make it nices
Vanilla for the flavor, just add a few drops
Whipped cream and cinnamon sitting on top
Yes, there is fat and cholesterol
But I love you and I need you and I want it all
You can be a custard, you can be a pudding
Just let me let me have a little lick of your sweet cooking
I'm describing you as if you were a glass of eggnog
But you're not
You're my favorite glass of human
I'm describing you as if you were a glass of eggnog
But you're not
Or if you are I want your gluten
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Put A Bell On Your Sled
01:35
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Put a bell on your sled
Put a bell on your sled
So that we know when you're coming
So that we can arm the laser fence
Put a bear on your head
And give a beer to your bear
And if it has a drinky winky
Don't poke it, you'll be super dead
We love to dance in freshly fallen snow without our clothes
And fight each other in our homemade thunderdome
Put some water in your face
So your tongue does not disintegrate
We're karaoke-ing tonight
And you'll need it to enunciate
We need your help
We want to order pizza but can't seem to do it for ourselves
Don't be scared us
We're normal people we are normal people we are normal
Normal normal normal normal help
Put a bell on your sled
And some soup in your trundle bed
So that we know you are one of us
One of us, ONE OF US, O--
Put a dream in your head
Sugarplums and gingerbread
And when you wake and see us staring at you
Close your eyes and pretend we're not here
And have a happy happy new year
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Black Friday
02:44
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On black friday
I'm alone in a crowd
We've been in line for hours and hours
Not making a sound
Behind these doors
Shiny new things packed from ceiling to floor
Just waiting to be found by that special someone
And taken home
What am I doing here tired and cold
The sky has opened and it's starting to pour
What am I looking for
The doors open
Now we're pushing and shouting like a monster movie scene
And I'm pushing too, what's come over me
I just wanna get mine and be free
There's a scraggly haired woman
Reaching for the last LED flatscreen TV
And I say to myself and I say to her loudly
Over my dead body
I come away with no TV or pride
With my face all scratched up and a raging black eye
I just wanna die
But somehow it ends
I got some stuff but I just don't care
I wanted what I wanted but I didn't find peace
Now I'm walking nowhere
On black friday
I've lost sight of the give and receive
But even more than hoping to get what I want
I just hope to find me
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Don
03:14
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Don's here
Yo Don's here
I don't know what's gonna happen now
Don's here
He just walked in and the music stopped
You coulda heard a pin drop
Cuz he dropped a bunch of pins
Don, what you doin here
You just made it super weird
With the beard and Santa suit you bought on Woot last year
You got an empty cup holder
And a stack of peechee folders
And you're talkin to your shoulder
About the Indiana Jones boulder
Man I don't know your deal or what you think you're doin
But this office party's now ruined
What's been goin on with Don
(now he's sittin on a pizza)
And what's the deal in general with Don
(while ordering a pizza)
Is he always like this or is this just a thing he does
Hello
I just got off work, it had been a long day
I hadn't intended to stay so long
But I did
Tally ho, on my way home
Took the tram to Addington whilst looking at my phone
When the power went out
Not just the tramlink but everything
Phones, watches, all devices
I looked outside, I couldn't see any lightses
This is very odd, I thought, what could it be
And then our car was rumbling and everyone tried to flee
A griffin-like creature I saw was attacking us
Or if not a griffin it resembled a succubus
Nevertheless we were cowering in fear
And that's when the man named Don appeared
Seated on a pizza, sailing through the air
He struck the griffin-succubus whilst looking debonair
Down went the creature, the horrible nasty creature
Just like a scene in a monster double feature
What a heroic deed, he saved us!
We couldn't stop our tears of joy if you had paid us
One funny thing about our champion was thus:
He was dressed like Father Christmas
Without a word, he flew up into the heavens
And the man named Don became legend
What's been goin on with Don
(he saved us all)
And what's the deal in general with Don
(and the tram wasn't damaged)
Is he always like this or is this just a thing he does
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